WAITER IN MY BED – The CASE

WAITER IN MY BED – The CASE

I was maid – of –honor on by boyfriend’s wedding day
Like Sinead O’Connor says, I was zombie till yesterday.
But it really helps when you get one of those, I really needed that.
So I took one and I woke up with a waiter in my bed.

Waiter in my bed – could it be that bad.
Waiter in my bed – could I be so sad.
Waiter in my bed – could it be that bad.
Waiter in my bed – could I be so sad.

What pathetic Sunday morning – we did it once again.
Can a waiter be more wanted, or the sex to be that lame.
At the very end he asked me to be down on him for tip;
What a bastard – so I did it – and he fall again asleep!

I put myself into pleasure after he was gone.
Тооk care of all my feelings and that very special zone.
So I’ve learned my lesson after these funny days –
For making out I always chose a sеlf – service place.

Waiter in my bed – could it be that bad.
Waiter in my bed – could I be so sad.
Waiter in my bed – could it be that bad.
Waiter in my bed – could I be so sad.

Drink vodka drink
Until you stop to think.